A neuroscientist told The Atlantic, "We fed our octopus more than Ecstasy. How could we not?"
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Octopus head turned into disco ball. Subject grabbed a pretty girl in each tentacle and danced the night away.
Eyes rolled back in subject's head. Tentacles entwined into macramé ladder leading nowhere.
Octopus burrowed into sand up to head. Giggling continued unabated during Big Bang marathon.
Head floated above body. Suction cups kissed as tentacles conducted invisible orchestra.
Subject counted grains of tank sand until passing out.
Octopus lit self on fire. Memoir slated for 2019.
© 9.25.18 Kate Heidel