What Else We Fed the Octopus

A neuroscientist told The Atlantic, "We fed our octopus more than Ecstasy. How could we not?"

photo credit: Gerg1967

OCAINE:

Octopus head turned into disco ball. Subject grabbed a pretty girl in each tentacle and danced the night away.

LSD

Eyes rolled back in subject's head. Tentacles entwined into macramé ladder leading nowhere.

Valium

Octopus burrowed into sand up to head. Giggling continued unabated during Big Bang marathon.

THC

Head floated above body. Suction cups kissed as tentacles conducted invisible orchestra.

Methamphetamine

Subject counted grains of tank sand until passing out.

PCP

Octopus lit self on fire. Memoir in 2019.